Franklin Mint Offers Bowling Green Massacre Collector’s Coin–Satire

It has been just a single day since the Bowling Green Massacre was etched into our collective memory, marking the death of reason and the assassination of truth. Now you can own a piece of that shameful history for just $24.99 with this freshly minted tribute to that fateful lie. This gleaming commemorative Bowling Green Massacre Medallion was inspired by the Official White House statement made by Kellyanne Conway, a truly breathtaking lie specifically designed to manipulate Americans’ fears and deepest prejudices. Minted in solid tin and accented with aluminum foil, your Bowling Green medallion will never stand up to a passing glance, much less intense scrutiny.